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The Cat Is Not Responsible

Fantasy · Comedy · Mystery

Pudding has spent three hundred years as a witch’s cat. Now his witch is dead, and he has thirteen nights to find a replacement before he is dragged home. The only candidate is Jess Crowle, a night-taxi driver who is violently allergic to cats. As the village’s magical defenses fail one by one and floodwater rises, this unlikely pair must find out what went wrong—and who is making it worse.

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THE STORY

Chapters

24 chapters
  1. 01Chapter 1: OfferingsChapter 112 min
  2. 02Chapter 2: Meter's RunningChapter 213 min
  3. 03Chapter 3: The Lifeboat Has a MeterChapter 313 min
  4. 04Chapter 4: Nobody Else in That GardenChapter 412 min
  5. 05Chapter 5: Get Thee Behind Me, FurtherChapter 511 min
  6. 06Chapter 6: Stand Still, I'm Not a VetChapter 613 min
  7. 07Chapter 7: It Has to Be On PurposeChapter 710 min
  8. 08Chapter 8: Three Hundred and Forty on a Beer MatChapter 815 min
  9. 09Chapter 9: AuditionsChapter 913 min
  10. 10Chapter 10: On the WayChapter 1013 min
  11. 11Chapter 11: A Duke of SmokeChapter 1111 min
  12. 12Chapter 12: KeziaChapter 1216 min
  13. 13Chapter 13: The Case Against the GiletChapter 1311 min
  14. 14Chapter 14: Central LockingChapter 1412 min
  15. 15Chapter 15: The Cat Is Forced Into WaterChapter 1513 min
  16. 16Chapter 16: Islands in the StreamChapter 1612 min
  17. 17Chapter 17: A ChristeningChapter 1713 min
  18. 18Chapter 18: ComplineChapter 1813 min
  19. 19Chapter 19: The Third StepChapter 1911 min
  20. 20Chapter 20: The Window SeatChapter 2011 min
  21. 21Chapter 21: Hello, AzzarielChapter 2113 min
  22. 22Chapter 22: The KnockChapter 2215 min
  23. 23Chapter 23: Every Name I Have Ever Answered ToChapter 2313 min
  24. 24Chapter 24: A Fish on the WallChapter 249 min
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