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Nobody Told the Moon

Science fiction · Comedy · Thriller

Ronnie Lark earns his living impersonating America’s most famous astronaut at birthday parties. Then the real astronaut dies nine days before a lunar flight, and Ronnie gets an offer he cannot afford to refuse. Four paying passengers expect a hero. Ronnie can do the voice and the wave. He cannot fly a spacecraft—and the Moon is getting closer.

24 chaptersAbout 298 min readRead online

THE STORY

Chapters

24 chapters
  1. 01Chapter 1: Two Hundred an HourChapter 114 min
  2. 02Chapter 2: Things on Fire, in OrderChapter 213 min
  3. 03Chapter 3: The WaveChapter 314 min
  4. 04Chapter 4: Go for the PushChapter 413 min
  5. 05Chapter 5: Hour Twenty-SixChapter 512 min
  6. 06Chapter 6: The PiñataChapter 612 min
  7. 07Chapter 7: The DoorbellChapter 714 min
  8. 08Chapter 8: My Question Is a Real QuestionChapter 812 min
  9. 09Chapter 9: You Forgot the BinsChapter 912 min
  10. 10Chapter 10: Isolated IncidentChapter 1011 min
  11. 11Chapter 11: Lone ImpostorChapter 1112 min
  12. 12Chapter 12: The BottleChapter 1213 min
  13. 13Chapter 13: Two-Fifty with the JumpsuitChapter 1314 min
  14. 14Chapter 14: I Can't Feel My HandsChapter 1413 min
  15. 15Chapter 15: Better Than MeChapter 1513 min
  16. 16Chapter 16: Ninety SecondsChapter 1612 min
  17. 17Chapter 17: The MomentChapter 1713 min
  18. 18Chapter 18: Under the LasagnaChapter 1815 min
  19. 19Chapter 19: Captain BarnacleChapter 1912 min
  20. 20Chapter 20: Medically UnfitChapter 2012 min
  21. 21Chapter 21: My Name Is Della QuintChapter 2115 min
  22. 22Chapter 22: Two Hundred and Fourteen SecondsChapter 2216 min
  23. 23Chapter 23: Is That Your Real VoiceChapter 2312 min
  24. 24Chapter 24: Do the WaveChapter 249 min